Why is my house so untidy? It used to be perfect. It used to be neat and clean and lovely. Now crap bubbles up on every available surface. Dust bunnies that you could step up on to form in every corner. Cobwebs, greasy fingerprints and unidentified bits gather and taunt me. I think the cats gang up and take it in turns popping out and picking up twigs n' shit and bringing it in.
The cause of my crap can be attributed to a few things:
1. I have a boyfriend.
2. I have way too much stuff.
3. I don't do enough housework.
Can you imagine the explosive damage these things can do to a mid terrace two up three down?
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